Working in Goblin time

[temperance14]

I forgot to note this important fact: per my office calendar, and Brian Froud, this is the goblin month of Lymus, “vulgarly called Fibruary, or the Moon of Deceits….culminating in the abhorrent (and often actionable) Feast of Slanders”.

I’ve missed the opportunity to notify you all of such holidays and special reminders as Present Dents Day (Feb 12), Eat Your Heart Out, and Festival of Denyatorio (Feb 17). Feb 18 through 25 has noted the following reminders each day:

Keep denying everything
Stick to your story
Hide Evidence (President’s day)
Burn evidence
Throw evidence in river (Washington’s birthday)
Run away
Go back for more evidence left in obvious places
Run away again.


This, by the way, is the calendar girl my co-workers get to view: http://www.natureswonderland.biz/follimal.gif

I think they are worried about me.