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Itsy Bitsy Spider
May. 17th, 2009 10:21 pmIn honor of the month of May,
and hence the Major's Life Day, two weeks ago,
and hence in honor of the Major's little friend Pele:
Phill (yes, two L's) Juputis, arachnophobe, describes the Three Levels (and Sizes) of Spider Encounters. And the correct procedure for dealing with all sizes. (No spiders to see...just a fecking funny Brit.)
Level One: The size of strawberry stems...the sneaky bastards.
Level Two: The glass ain't big enough, spiders and Pink Floyd, and the first meeting of Category 3.
Level Three: AAAUUGGH!!--and why your father in law is no help at all.
and hence the Major's Life Day, two weeks ago,
and hence in honor of the Major's little friend Pele:
Phill (yes, two L's) Juputis, arachnophobe, describes the Three Levels (and Sizes) of Spider Encounters. And the correct procedure for dealing with all sizes. (No spiders to see...just a fecking funny Brit.)
Level One: The size of strawberry stems...the sneaky bastards.
Level Two: The glass ain't big enough, spiders and Pink Floyd, and the first meeting of Category 3.
Level Three: AAAUUGGH!!--and why your father in law is no help at all.
