When ribbin in a kilt is useless

Reminder to all Hebrides Wannabes:

your first visitor across your doorstep for New Years should be tall and dark, for good luck.

So tall blondes, even if handsome and in goldenrod great kilts, are of no use. Make him wait on the stoop until something better walks in.

Miss V's gentleman is tall and dark haired, and good and scottish. His job is to cover the Sac and Davis area. We also have a new Pryankster, D, who fills the bill.

spurious_logic has a kilt, I believe, so he can cover the South Bay.

I believe the Ursa Major of Alameda has a utilitkilt, and he definitely has the tall/dark covered.

SF area is stuck, I'm afraid.

No wait---laviolinista....does tradition dictate a male?

So, bring your black bun, your hawf of whiskey, your lump of coal: enjoy first footing on Hogmany!