Yeah, send your letters to jolly old elves

I'm sending mine to hungry elder gods

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In June, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I exposed frellingbored to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In February, I fed laviolinista to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed lrc to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (1400 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
temperance14

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

and THAT, frellingbored is what happens to little girls who trick me into telling my secret crushes!! BWAHAHAHAHA and a jolly holiday!!