Oh, and I hate to be pedantic on an emotional post like this.

But I believe the correct way to spell that word is "umbridgiturdity."

Naturally, this is because it is a cross between "umbridge" and "absurdity" and not because anyone posting here engages in scatalogical humor. "Umbridgitudity" is, by logical extension, a cross between "umbridge" and "nudity" and therefore (one hopes) quite inappropriate to the point you were trying to make.